How to get to Hugh's.

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Hugh's is a wonderous place filled with the latest in high-tech entertainment. It is truly the 8th wonder of the world. With these directions you can visit what will surely become someday a more popular place to visit then Mecca, before it is spoiled by too many tourists.

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THE GLORIOUS DIRECTIONS:

Go to Islington and the Westway in Toronto Canada. Find the house with the white car in the driveway with a dent in the front and a cracked headlight cover. Listen for barking dogs and many chirping birds. Knock on the door, and when it opens force your way inside. Descend into the basement where many great treasures await.